Sir, step away from the crack pipe.....

Crack kills. Crack is whack, after all. But something tells me they're on an epic binge in Durham after reading this comment from Duke coach David Cutcliffe. When asked about his 2010 recruiting class Cutcliffe had this to say:

"I will not promise you, I guarantee you that these guys win one [ACC Championship] in the next five to six years. Absolutely. One hundred percent guarantee it."

We're all for a little optimism but that's a pretty strong statement. You GUARANTEE an ACC championship. Ummmm, you play in a division of the conference with Virginia Polly, UNC, Miami, & Georgia Tech......and you're Duke. Delusions of grandeur. Good luck to ya', Cutcliffe, but you're not getting your money back.....